finefools:

glamydia:

excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology

more like chukka that shit in the garbage 

cant read my

cant read my 

no u cant read my 

internet history 

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

clairesawyer:

Dropping out of school to become a cheetah girl

g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

getlikemike:

         i hate you                  i hate you  
i hate you i hate you     i hate you i hate yo
i hate you  i hate you  i hate you  i hate you 
i hate you  i hate you i hate you i hate you  
 i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you 
   i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate 
     you i hate you i hate you i hate you 
        i hate you i hate you i hate you 
            i hate you i hate you i hate
              you i hate you i hate you 
                 i hate you i hate you  
                    i hate you i hate
                      you i hate you 
                         i hate you 
                            i hate
                              you  

glissades:

don’t blog for the followers blog for the fabulous

nasty-otter:

it could be worse your mom could always be

MRS. BENSON

k1mkardashian:

pooping would be so much fun if we pooped cute things like skittles or hamsters 

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Why is it always the 12 year old Indian boys with the mustaches who win the Spelling Bees

tltty:

when peoples phone screens are covered in their greasy fingerprints